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9781591744276 English 159174427X "A sexy and poignant romantic tale of a young daredevil pilot caught between two brothers." When I was fourteen, I made a decision. If I was doomed to live in a trailer park next to an airport, I could complain about the smell of the jet fuel like my mom, I could drink myself to death over the noise like everybody else, or I could learn to fly. For Leah Jones, reality is life in a rundown trailer park with an irresponsible mother. But there's one escape. With an after-school job at the local airstrip, she manages to afford cut-rate flight lessons. At the controls of a small plane, she leaves the trailer park far below, swooping out over the sea in the ultimate rush. By her senior year of high school, Leah's dreams come true: she snags a job flying for an aerial banner-advertising business. Then the owner dies suddenly, leaving everything in the hands of his teenage sons: golden boy Alec and adrenaline junkie Grayson. Though Leah has crushed on Grayson for years, she tries to stay clear of the apparently doomed business--until Grayson digs up her most damning secret. Holding it over Leah's head, he forces her to fly for secret reasons of his own, reasons involving Alec. She's been drawn into a battle between brothers--and the consequences could be deadly., The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries: how to ride a unicycle; how to skip a stone; how to do a wheelie; how to make the world's best paper aeroplane; how to hang a spoon from your nose; how to levitate; how to sneak around; how to really annoy your older sibling. . . All painstakingly explicated and illuminated with full-colour photographs, illustrations and diagrams, plus the occasional footnote., The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 400 pages of essential childhood skills, activities, mischief and secret knowledge - from how to make the world's best paper plane to how to hang a spoon from your nose, all painstakingly explained with photographs, illustrations and diagrams., The original handbook on How to Never Grow Up, The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries, including essential life skills (How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose and How to Make Your Dog Yawn), secret knowledge (Alien Abduction Dos and Don'ts and The World's Easiest Card Trick) and useful material (The Best Knock-Knock Joke Ever Told and How to Predict Your Height). Because just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up, and this funny book for boys and girls will help make sure that you don't. Comes with: 410 pages of infinite wisdom, The ultimate how-not-to-grow-up guide. The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries: How to Skip a Stone, How to Do a Wheelie, How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose, How to Really Annoy Your Older Sibling -- all painstakingly explicated and illuminated with full-color photographs, illustrations, diagrams, and the occasional footnote. Comes With: infinite wisdom Create wonderful things Be good Have fun, This compendium, our collective kid-brain between the covers of a book, was in the works for 30 years. With over 300 entries -- everything from How to Do a Wheelie to How to Hang a Spoon from your Nose, and How to Levitate -- it�s our effort to teach a skill essential to something we think is a very important part of living right: never growing up.
9781591744276 English 159174427X "A sexy and poignant romantic tale of a young daredevil pilot caught between two brothers." When I was fourteen, I made a decision. If I was doomed to live in a trailer park next to an airport, I could complain about the smell of the jet fuel like my mom, I could drink myself to death over the noise like everybody else, or I could learn to fly. For Leah Jones, reality is life in a rundown trailer park with an irresponsible mother. But there's one escape. With an after-school job at the local airstrip, she manages to afford cut-rate flight lessons. At the controls of a small plane, she leaves the trailer park far below, swooping out over the sea in the ultimate rush. By her senior year of high school, Leah's dreams come true: she snags a job flying for an aerial banner-advertising business. Then the owner dies suddenly, leaving everything in the hands of his teenage sons: golden boy Alec and adrenaline junkie Grayson. Though Leah has crushed on Grayson for years, she tries to stay clear of the apparently doomed business--until Grayson digs up her most damning secret. Holding it over Leah's head, he forces her to fly for secret reasons of his own, reasons involving Alec. She's been drawn into a battle between brothers--and the consequences could be deadly., The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries: how to ride a unicycle; how to skip a stone; how to do a wheelie; how to make the world's best paper aeroplane; how to hang a spoon from your nose; how to levitate; how to sneak around; how to really annoy your older sibling. . . All painstakingly explicated and illuminated with full-colour photographs, illustrations and diagrams, plus the occasional footnote., The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 400 pages of essential childhood skills, activities, mischief and secret knowledge - from how to make the world's best paper plane to how to hang a spoon from your nose, all painstakingly explained with photographs, illustrations and diagrams., The original handbook on How to Never Grow Up, The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries, including essential life skills (How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose and How to Make Your Dog Yawn), secret knowledge (Alien Abduction Dos and Don'ts and The World's Easiest Card Trick) and useful material (The Best Knock-Knock Joke Ever Told and How to Predict Your Height). Because just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up, and this funny book for boys and girls will help make sure that you don't. Comes with: 410 pages of infinite wisdom, The ultimate how-not-to-grow-up guide. The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries: How to Skip a Stone, How to Do a Wheelie, How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose, How to Really Annoy Your Older Sibling -- all painstakingly explicated and illuminated with full-color photographs, illustrations, diagrams, and the occasional footnote. Comes With: infinite wisdom Create wonderful things Be good Have fun, This compendium, our collective kid-brain between the covers of a book, was in the works for 30 years. With over 300 entries -- everything from How to Do a Wheelie to How to Hang a Spoon from your Nose, and How to Levitate -- it�s our effort to teach a skill essential to something we think is a very important part of living right: never growing up.